My name is Dr. V. Actually, it’s Jessica, followed by a long last name that no one can ever pronounce correctly, so I think it’s best that we just do what everyone at my work does and call me Dr. V. You can call me Jessica if you insist, but don’t expect me to answer any questions about your dog if you do. READ MORE >>

The definition of success

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

January 2009

Dr. V: OK Mr. Jones, your pug Dudley needs a dental cleaning. Unfortunately, at 28 pounds he’s a pretty severe anesthetic risk. We have a little time to wait, so how about we work on his weight and plan to do the dental in a few months?

Mr. Jones: Oh absolutely! Give me that r/d card, I’m on it!

Dr. V: I’m so happy to hear that you are on board! We’ll see you for Dudley’s weight check in a month.

February 2009

Dr. V: Did Dudley miss his weight check appointment?

March, April, May, June 2009

See February 2009.

July 2009

Dr. V: Oh, Dudley’s coming in today! Great! Let’s see how he did on his diet.

(sounds of snorting from across the waiting area by the scale.)

Dr. V: What’s he weighing in at today?

Tech: 32 pounds.

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5 Responses to The definition of success

On July 07, 2009 at 3:12am, msubugvet said...

sounds like the diet’s working well

On July 07, 2009 at 6:39am, silvergrey said...

I suppose it’s a success from the dog’s viewpoint of getting extra treats.

On July 07, 2009 at 7:50am, Kim said...

I blame the scale. ;)

On July 07, 2009 at 7:35pm, Dr. V said...

Kim, that’s what I say. :)

On July 07, 2009 at 9:31pm, elephant said...

A 32 pound PUG?? That’s revolting.

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