Comments on: Win some free stuff!

By: Ashley

Ashley — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 19:37:44 +0000

Usually I don’t reply to other people’s comments, but seeing a fellow Buffy fan, I felt I should extend my sympathies. I’m really sorry for your loss.

By: Dr v

Dr v — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:06:47 +0000

Ends at noon pst! Not too late.

By: AboutVetMed

AboutVetMed — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:03:25 +0000

Great contest! When does it end today? Is it too late to RT this info on Twitter? (Been offline for a few days – catching up).

No jokes this morning, but have you seen this site?
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

By: leesia

leesia — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:11:29 +0000

whoa! i have been looking everywhere for some good biodegradable poop bags (yes, really) — thanks for sharing!

sorry, no good jokes. it is too early to be up on a saturday right now for me. :p

By: Olga

Olga — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:30:19 +0000

Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor.
He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought
to him after an encounter with a porcupine.
After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching,
he returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed.
“Fifteen dollars, Ma’am,” he answered.
“Why that’s simply outrageous!” she stormed. “That’s what’s wrong
with you Maine people, you’re always trying to over charge summer
visitors. Whatever do you do in the winter, when we’re not being
gypped here?”
“Raise porcupines, Ma’am.”

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:04:51 +0000

I just found your blog today — it is awesome! I lost my beautiful 12-year-old golden/lab mix on July 4 and I cried over your stories of Emmett. My Bailey had been diagnosed with a mast cell tumor only 6 weeks before she passed, had two surgeries, and seemed to be recovering fine. No one has been able to figure out what happened, but she suddenly had severe weakness in her hind legs, stopped eating, etc. We had scheduled euthanasia for July 5 but she had a short series of seizures and passed away in our arms on the 4th, before we could make it to the emergency vet. It has been a terrible thing to go through, so my heart goes out to you with regard to Emmett. I also now have a new puppy to keep my 2-year-old pup Sophie company, and it is quite the experience!. Thank you so much for the stories, the tears, and the laughs!

By: Sasha V Ruiz

Sasha V Ruiz — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:04:35 +0000

ok, here’s is a hilarious joke a friend told me.
There was a farmer who kept noticing that a bunch of teenagers kept getting in to his watermelons. Wanting to keep them out, he posted a sign that read: Caution: there is a cyanide filled watermelon.
The next day he went to check on his watermelons and found that they were undisturbed.
The day after he went to check again and found a reply that said: Now there’s 2!

Lol. I know, its lame, but it made me laugh so much!

By: wikith

wikith — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:09:31 +0000

For a slightly more off-color version, my friend and I used to talk about crossing a cocker spaniel and a maltese…

By: Tassia

Tassia — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:01:34 +0000

Got Chewy her antibiotics, my dad came to visit and his timing was most fortuitous. He’s absolutely in love with Chewy, so he happily paid to have the vet check her out. It was conjunctivitis, and she’s absolutely fine now.

Love this site, we got those biodegradable bags, but Chewy doesn’t poop on her walks for some reason. She waits until she’s at home where she can go in the privacy of her own backyard.

By: puppynerd

puppynerd — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:40:49 +0000

OK, this is a really, really bad science joke, but I think vets have to take enough chemistry you should get it:

Two atoms walk into a bar, and one says to the other:
“uh-oh, I think I dropped an electron”
“are you sure?”
“yeah, I’m positive!”