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January 29, 2010- Stunning the digital media world and tech insiders alike, Apple today swiftly announced a new product right on the heels of the much discussed iPad.
Introducing the iPawd:
The best way to experience pet ownership, adoration, and companionship. Hands Down.
Ingenuity
By digitizing the household pet, we’ve streamlined the pet ownership process from start to finish.
An all-in-one experience
Surf the web. Check your e-mail. Take it for a walk. Whatever your day has in store, the iPawd is ready to go. In fact, if you don’t plug it in and start using it by 6 am it will start whining.
Unsurpassed portability
Unlike animalogue versions that can weigh over 100 pounds, the iPawd weighs in at a sleek 1.5 pounds. Heavy carriers are a thing of the past.
Versatility
With our wide selection of yApps available online, you can customize your iPawd to your specifications. Trying to impress the ladies? Check out the Puppy yApp. Going for a run? Download a sturdy protective Rottie yApp.
Convenience
Unlike traditional models that need to be taken to expensive vets, your iPawd can be serviced at any Apple store. If you decide you no longer want your iPawd, just turn it in at the store and we’ll adopt it out to a loving home.
Where to buy
The mall (prices vary from $600 – $3000 and susceptible to early breakdown)
a reputable iBreeder
adopt an iPawd in need of a home for $45



On January 29, 2010 at 6:23am, Chile said...
bwahhhh! I love it Jess!!
But how does it interact with the real furry ones? And I’m gonna have a Rottie coup on my hands?
On January 29, 2010 at 11:09am, Dr. V said...
You do need to be careful as your iPawd can shock animalogue models if it feels threatened.
On January 29, 2010 at 7:35am, Lisa W said...
And no messy yard clean-up! But do they make it in a cuddly furry version?
On January 29, 2010 at 11:09am, Dr. V said...
That will be out by the end of the year.
On January 29, 2010 at 12:34pm, Annette Frey said...
Or as soon as you have just purchased this one!
On January 29, 2010 at 12:58pm, Dr. V said...
No kidding. That happened to me with the nano- 5 days after I bought it, the newer, better, CHEAPER one came out. I was sooooo mad.
On January 29, 2010 at 8:12am, Deb Mendez said...
I’d adopt one! Would that make it “reFURbished”?
On January 29, 2010 at 11:10am, Dr. V said...
LOL very punny!
On January 29, 2010 at 12:35pm, Annette Frey said...
ROGBOL!
On January 29, 2010 at 9:51am, Ashley said...
Ah! Oh that made me giggle, and I needed a good hearty giggle today.
On January 29, 2010 at 10:31am, Megumi said...
Ha! This is great!
On January 29, 2010 at 10:36am, Tammy said...
Super funny! Love it!!