A quick clarification

My name is Dr. V. Actually, it’s Jessica, followed by a long last name that no one can ever pronounce correctly, so I think it’s best that we just do what everyone at my work does and call me Dr. V. You can call me Jessica if you insist, but don’t expect me to answer any questions about your dog if you do. READ MORE >>

See, here’s the problem with being a person who occasionally- just sometimes, mind you- engages in a wee bit of hyperbole, or perhaps an “original interpretation” of things to make a point: When you’re being dead serious people still think you’re kidding.

In regards to the last post, I had several people comment in passing to the effect of “ha ha, you wacky vet you, that is a really silly Barbie trashy waitress outfit that you turned into a pretend actual Mattel product. Good job!”

I could only hope to be so dastardly. Truth is, Vampy Vet is a real product. Can’t make this stuff up. Just in case you were wondering.